Sunday, October 17, 2010
Jokes..
1. Letter from a Mother
Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
2. Two Zebras
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
3. A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Jokes from www.funnyjokes.com
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Friday, October 15, 2010
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Monday, October 11, 2010
Trivia!
English Trivia
1. Underground is the only word in the English language that
begins and ends with the letters “und.”
2. Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct
3. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a
letter is uncopyrightable.
4. he longest one-syllable word in the English language is
screeched.
5. Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters
mt.
Math Trivia
1. 2 and 5 are the only primes that end in 2 or 5.
2. You can remember the value of Pi (3.1415926) by counting each word's letters in "May I have a large container of coffee?"
3. The billionth digit of Pi is 9.
4. when written "forty" is the only number with letters in alphabetical order, while "one" is the only one with letters in reverse order.
5. 1 googol = 10100;
1 googolplex = 10googol = 1010100 .
Science Trivia
1.Twenty percent of Earth's oxygen is produced by the Amazon forest.
2. if an item moves very, very fast, it becomes smaller and heavier.
3.Crocodiles swallow stones to help them dive deeper.
4. if a pinhead-size piece of the Sun were placed on Earth, one would have to stand as far as 145 kilometers (90 miles) away to be safe.
5. An ostrich egg is also the largest existing single cell.
Trivia's from www.funtrivia.com
Saturday, October 2, 2010
God's Grace - October 2 2010
" For by grace are you saved through faith and that not of your self. It is the gift of God not of works less any man should boast ." - Ephesians 2:8-9
We , as humans are sinners. Eventhough we are sinners, God still sent His Son Jesus Christ for our sins to be paid. He did it because He loves us. We thought that by doing good things we can be saved. The truth is this good things that we do are just like dirty rags to God if we, ourselves, don't accept Him personally as our Lord God and Savior. Because of the grace of God, we can be save if we just repent on our sins and have faith in Him always. Having faith in Him can be tough. Because if we are faithful to Him, many trials and temptation will come to us but we should not be afraid because He will never leave us because He is true to His promises. So let God move you, let Him lead the way for you. Be faithful to Him and you will have a prosperous life.
GOD BLESS!! Read More......
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